1 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:07,630 - Your Honor. 2 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:07,630 - Hey, Mac. 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,600 A voodoo doll? 4 00:00:10,770 --> 00:00:13,830 Yeah, they're having a big sale 5 00:00:10,770 --> 00:00:13,830 over at Manny's Witchcraft Hut. 6 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:16,770 You know, these things 7 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:16,770 are supposed to be quite therapeutic. 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:17,970 - Oh, no. 9 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:17,970 - Uh-huh. 10 00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:19,170 - Oh, yeah? 11 00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:19,170 - Uh-huh. 12 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:21,580 - Oh. 13 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:21,580 - Yeah. If you're having a tough night... 14 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,620 ...you just think of somebody 15 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,620 you really hate and you let them have it. 16 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,760 Barry Manilow? 17 00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:33,760 It's okay, honey, it's okay. 18 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:36,230 Everything's gonna be fine. 19 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:36,230 Just come with me. 20 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,330 Next case, sir, People v. Jane Doe. 21 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,330 Yo, Do. Heh. 22 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,600 Uh, you can call me Jane. 23 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:46,500 Come to think of it, 24 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:46,500 you can call me anything you want. 25 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:51,280 Ah, a little naughty-talk violation, huh? 26 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:53,820 Your Honor, 27 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:53,820 no one knows who this woman is. 28 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:55,710 Even she doesn't know who she is. 29 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,680 Oh, that's, uh-- What do you call that? 30 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,680 Uh, uh-- 31 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:01,620 - Amnesia, sir? 32 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:01,620 - That's it. 33 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:05,920 Uh, my client caught a cab at 81st Street 34 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:05,920 and rode around town for three hours. 35 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:09,460 When she was unable to pay the fare, 36 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:09,460 the driver decided to press charges. 37 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:12,900 All I remember is reaching for a book 38 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:12,900 this morning, and it fell on my head. 39 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:14,540 Then everything went blank. 40 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,800 I don't remember my name, 41 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,800 I don't remember my address. 42 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:20,140 Where am I going to sleep tonight? 43 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:23,370 The little ones get you in the apartment, 44 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:23,370 this one's for the lobby. 45 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,100 If you need to-- 46 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:31,350 What am I supposed to do? 47 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:31,350 Throw her out in the streets? 48 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,880 At least she'd have a fighting chance. 49 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:39,090 Okay, tykes, obviously 50 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:39,090 the lady needs some professional help. 51 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,200 - Mac? 52 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,200 I'm way ahead of you, sir. 53 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,770 This is Bellevue, but they're backed up now, 54 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,770 but they'll be here in a couple of hours. 55 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:47,930 Great. If you wouldn't mind taking a seat. 56 00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:49,960 - Please, uh, use mine. 57 00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:49,960 But-- 58 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:53,910 No, no, no, 59 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:53,910 I want you to sit on my place. 60 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:58,940 Yeah, yeah, 61 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:58,940 things are pretty slow for us tonight. 62 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:01,780 Oh, no, just-- Just a lot of routine cases. 63 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:05,680 Assault, petty larceny.... 64 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:16,860 Some clown tried to climb 65 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:16,860 the Empire State Building again. 66 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,940 - Hey, Bull? 67 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,940 - Yes, Your Honor? 68 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:07,070 You collated last month's reports backwards. 69 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:07,070 You got the first week last and the last first. 70 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,180 - I'll get on that. 71 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,180 - I would appreciate that. 72 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:11,480 - My mistake. 73 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:11,480 - No big deal. 74 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:15,250 So, what the hell's with the chimp? 75 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,760 He's evidence, sir. 76 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,420 And he's not a chimp... 77 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,060 ...he's an orangutan. 78 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:22,630 Oh, oh. 79 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,460 Hey, off the record, I personally thought 80 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,460 they never gave your dad's show a chance. 81 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,500 Scum. 82 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,500 Butcher. 83 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:32,440 Terrorist. 84 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:32,440 Ghoul. 85 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:36,100 Uh, I told them to ease the tension 86 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:36,100 by talking to each other. 87 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,470 As usual, Flo, a boffo job. 88 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:40,950 My pleasure. 89 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,350 Come on, fella. 90 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,720 Be careful with that, it's real. 91 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,560 - And this is, um...? 92 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,560 - Dr. Walter Udell. 93 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,920 Head of the Animal Research Department 94 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,920 at Charles Dickens University. 95 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,830 Ah, old Chuck U, huh? 96 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:01,200 - Uh, you were saying, Mr. Prosecutor? 97 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:01,200 Yes. 98 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:04,360 According to eyewitness reports, 99 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:04,360 Dr. Udell's lab was destroyed... 100 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:07,010 ...when Miss Sims broke in, 101 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:07,010 freed all the animals... 102 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,610 ...burned all the files, 103 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,610 and then disrobed... 104 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:12,750 ...to reveal several animal-liberation slogans 105 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:12,750 and drawings... 106 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:15,280 ...which she had scrawled 107 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:15,280 across her body. 108 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:17,650 I did that to get the attention 109 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:17,650 of the media. 110 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:20,890 Look where she put those otters. 111 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:26,260 What do you think those guys 112 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:26,260 really do with the animals, Flo? 113 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:29,160 As far as I know, 114 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:29,160 if these creatures weren't here... 115 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:32,930 ...human medical technology 116 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:32,930 wouldn't be near as advanced as it is. 117 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:37,270 Ask around. 118 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:41,510 Uh, Your Honor, 119 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:41,510 protesters are one thing, but this-- 120 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:46,380 This crazy woman destroyed valuable data, 121 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:46,380 nullifying months of experiments. 122 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:49,420 We just wanted to reveal to the public 123 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:49,420 the hideous crimes... 124 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:53,280 ...performed on defenseless creatures 125 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:53,280 in the name of science. 126 00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:59,930 Come on, settle down, settle down. 127 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:04,730 I just gaveled down an orangutan, right? 128 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:08,960 Uh-huh. Bull, would you take our friend here 129 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:08,960 down to Holding... 130 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:11,610 ...until the Animal Regulation people 131 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:11,610 can pick him up? 132 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,210 Sure. 133 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,640 Come on, I'll tell you the story 134 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,640 of how Flo came that close... 135 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:19,680 ...to beating out Fay Wray for King Kong. 136 00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:24,380 I, uh-- I wound up with a bit part. 137 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,850 That was me getting crushed 138 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,850 by the subway car. 139 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:31,090 You Honor, it's obvious that my client... 140 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,320 ...believed Dr. Udell 141 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,320 was harming the animal. 142 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,520 Well, he was. 143 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:37,560 And not only the orangutan, 144 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:37,560 he had everything in there. 145 00:05:37,730 --> 00:05:40,330 Mice, birds, puppies. 146 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,600 Puppies? 147 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,600 You do experiments on puppies? 148 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,530 Miss Sullivan, whatever our feelings... 149 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:49,440 ...our responsibility is the dispassionate 150 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:49,440 disposition of this case. 151 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,010 You're right, Your Honor. 152 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,010 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 153 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:54,620 - Now, where were we? 154 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:54,620 - I was just about to tell you... 155 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,480 ...what he does to bunny rabbits. 156 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:58,780 Bunny rabbits?! 157 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,390 - It's a laboratory-- 158 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,390 - People, people. 159 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,090 - He's gone. 160 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,090 - Who's gone? 161 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:06,020 The monkey. 162 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:06,020 He distracted me and ran away. 163 00:06:07,030 --> 00:06:09,120 How the hell did he distract you? 164 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,690 He kept pointing at my feet. 165 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,960 I thought he meant my shoelaces 166 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,960 were untied. 167 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:21,670 And I fell for it. 168 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,440 Ha, ha, I'd know what my wife is. 169 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:30,920 I swear, I can't remember 170 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:30,920 ever meeting someone as fun as you. 171 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,110 Oh. 172 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:35,310 Of course, 173 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:35,310 I can't remember what city I'm in either. 174 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:37,350 Let's pretend we're in Paris... 175 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,650 ...the city of lovers. 176 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:46,000 How about we go 177 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:46,000 back to my place and do French things? 178 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,700 I'd love to, it's just that... 179 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:51,430 ...well, 180 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:51,430 I can't remember anything about my life. 181 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:55,700 I mean, suppose I'm married. 182 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:55,700 What if I have a husband? 183 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:58,010 Husband. 184 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:00,080 A husband? 185 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,310 Wait a minute, if you-- 186 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,580 Look, if you had a husband, 187 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,580 you'd have a ring. 188 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:06,980 I see no ring. 189 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:06,980 All I see is 10 beautiful fingers. 190 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,060 Two beautiful hands. 191 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,090 Not to mention those wrists. 192 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,460 What a pair. 193 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,490 Oh, Dan. 194 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,980 I think I'm a nun. 195 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,050 What's your point? 196 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:48,560 Here, monkey, monkey, monkey. 197 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,260 Come on, little fella. 198 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,260 Everybody's looking for you. 199 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:26,330 You're kidding. 200 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,800 Sure, I got a minute. 201 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,570 Shoot. 202 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:41,940 This is ridiculous. 203 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:46,050 My lab is losing precious time here. 204 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:48,690 I've got dozens of experiments 205 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:48,690 that need my attention. 206 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:50,790 What kind of experiments, doctor? 207 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,160 For one thing, we're attempting 208 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,160 to determine the long-term effects... 209 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:58,030 ...of saccharine consumption on the larger 210 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:58,030 mammalian neuro-muscular systems. 211 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:03,260 Oh, I can understand that, what with more 212 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:03,260 and more zebras switching to diet cola. 213 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:06,640 Cancel the search. I found him. 214 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:08,500 - Oh, thank heaven. 215 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:08,500 - Where was he, Bull? 216 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,150 Down the hall, reading the paper. 217 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,610 And nobody noticed him? 218 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:16,250 God, I love New York. 219 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,490 I did too. 220 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,880 Till I found out you were living here. 221 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:25,190 - Problem? 222 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:25,190 - There will be, unless you come up... 223 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,090 ...with a reason why you're trying to 224 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,090 bump off that monkey. 225 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,930 - What? 226 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,930 - Bull, what are you talking about? 227 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,400 He's loading him with drugs, sir, 228 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,400 lots of them. 229 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:35,590 Unless I get him away from him, 230 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:35,590 he'll die. 231 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:37,670 I thought you were testing 232 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:37,670 with saccharine? 233 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,040 That broad had no business 234 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,040 telling you anything. 235 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:44,410 - The files she stole were private property. 236 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:44,410 - She didn't tell me anything. 237 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:47,580 Skippy did. 238 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,710 Who's Skippy? 239 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:53,710 The orangutan. 240 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:59,960 Bull, 241 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:59,960 Skippy the monkey told you all this? 242 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:07,460 You've been playing with that 243 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:07,460 home-lobotomy kit again, haven't you? 244 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,670 I don't believe this. 245 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,640 I'm defending decades 246 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,640 of scientific research... 247 00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:20,540 ...to a man who thinks he's Dr. Dolittle. 248 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,940 Bull, tell me where the animal is. 249 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:26,320 I'd rather eat sandpaper, Your Honor. 250 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:32,150 Bull, we all understand how you feel, 251 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:32,150 but you're not being reasonable. 252 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,560 You don't believe he talked to me, 253 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,560 do you, Christine? 254 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:40,100 Well, no, I-- 255 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:40,100 I'm sure he made some sort of... 256 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:42,000 ...noise. 257 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:44,630 That's what you all think, isn't it? 258 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,680 "There goes Bull again, 259 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,680 off on one of his ozone expeditions." 260 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:53,050 None of you can ever give me 261 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:53,050 a little credit, can you? 262 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:56,740 I'm telling you, that animal talked to me 263 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:56,740 and he told me plenty. 264 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:02,190 "Abba dabba dabba" 265 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:02,190 means nothing in monkey talk. 266 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,800 Amnesia, ah: 267 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,360 "Short-term loss or impairment of memory 268 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,360 due to external injury... 269 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:13,590 ...and/or emotional trauma." 270 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:16,830 Hmm. So, what's the treatment? 271 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,600 "Check patient's vital signs." 272 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:29,150 This could take weeks. 273 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,280 Bull, you know what I think? 274 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:36,450 I think in your own way, you feel sorry 275 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:36,450 for him and you wanna help him. 276 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,090 But he belongs to someone else, Bull. 277 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,860 He is someone else's property. 278 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,900 You stole him. 279 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,590 I'm sorry you see it that way, sir. 280 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:51,030 But a primate's gotta do 281 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:51,030 what a primate's gotta do. 282 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,470 - Skippy? 283 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,470 - He's very quotable. 284 00:11:56,010 --> 00:12:00,540 Yeah, well, 285 00:11:56,010 --> 00:12:00,540 I'll tell you what I gotta do, Bull. 286 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:05,010 I gotta order you to produce that animal 287 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:05,010 in the next 10 minutes. 288 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:10,320 If you do not do that, then I have no choice 289 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:10,320 but to find you in contempt of my court. 290 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:12,550 You will be fined $50... 291 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:17,060 ...and you will be put in jail until such time 292 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:17,060 as you choose to comply with my order. 293 00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,430 You will lose your job, Bull. 294 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,590 And in all likelihood, 295 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,590 you will never again be allowed to work... 296 00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:27,330 ...for the city of New York 297 00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:27,330 for the rest of your natural life. 298 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,650 Fifty dollars? 299 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:42,660 I think we've been shaving this 300 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:42,660 a little too close. 301 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,790 Skippy, where did you get that? 302 00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,360 Oh, Dan, huh? 303 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,160 Listen. 304 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,460 You and I gotta have a talk. 305 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,100 You want the honest truth? 306 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,400 I'm confused. 307 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:37,480 I mean, Harry's telling me 308 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:37,480 that it's all cut-and-dry. 309 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,710 I don't give you back, I lose everything. 310 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:44,180 My job, my reputation, my freedom. 311 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,120 And Harry's a pretty smart guy, right? 312 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,660 But if I do give you back, that doctor's 313 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,660 just gonna take you to the lab again. 314 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,960 And you know what that means. 315 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:59,070 Right. So, what do you think? 316 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,500 I don't know. 317 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:11,680 Aw, maybe they're all right. 318 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:11,680 Maybe this research is important. 319 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:16,340 Maybe the loss of a few animal lives will 320 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:16,340 someday save thousands of human ones. 321 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:22,460 Then again, 322 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:22,460 maybe none of them have a pal like you. 323 00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,900 Come on, 324 00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,900 I know the perfect place to hide you. 325 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,900 What? 326 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,400 We don't have time. 327 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:43,240 Okay, but just this once. 328 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,840 How much longer does Bull have? 329 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:56,480 Well, assuming he still keeps time 330 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:56,480 as we humans do... 331 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,130 ...he's got a couple of minutes. 332 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,280 Well, I hope you're satisfied, Dr. Udell. 333 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:04,060 Bull wouldn't be in this trouble 334 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:04,060 if you just left Skippy alone to begin with. 335 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:07,290 Skippy? 336 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:07,290 Would you listen to yourselves, people? 337 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:10,530 Mount Baldy has got you referring 338 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:10,530 to the creature with a name too. 339 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,230 So, what's wrong with that? 340 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,610 He's humanizing it so you'll feel sorry for it, 341 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,610 don't you understand? 342 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,470 He's making him into a pet. 343 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,710 Could you eat a plate of beef 344 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,710 if you know the name of the cow? 345 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,040 - Brisket of Bernice. 346 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,040 - Florence. 347 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,020 - Filet of Elsie. 348 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,020 - Stop it. 349 00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:31,020 Oh, come on, you're just as much 350 00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:31,020 a carnivore as the rest of us. 351 00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:33,820 Well, doctor, 352 00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:33,820 I for one am not too concerned. 353 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,020 I know Mr. Shannon pretty well, and though 354 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,020 he is prone to these emotional seizures... 355 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,260 ...I cannot believe 356 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,260 that he's gonna sacrifice his entire career... 357 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,900 ...for the sake of one animal. 358 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,030 Hello. I quit. 359 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,500 I believe you predicted 360 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,500 that Mondale landslide too, sir. 361 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,770 - Will you stop bringing that up? 362 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,770 - I'm sorry, sir, but I thought it over... 363 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:57,210 ...and I realized 364 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:57,210 I didn't have any choice either. 365 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,980 So you can all forget about the monkey. 366 00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:03,780 I hid him someplace where nobody 367 00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:03,780 will ever think to look for him. 368 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,430 The roof? 369 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:10,530 Skippy was right. 370 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:10,530 I should have rented him a car. 371 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,730 - All right, people, let's go. 372 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,730 No, please. 373 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,300 I promised him 374 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,300 I would never let him down. 375 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,740 Looks like he took care of that himself. 376 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,180 There he is. 377 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,180 - Skip, what are you doing? 378 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,940 I told you to wait by the chimney. 379 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,840 Well, maybe he got edgy 380 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,840 and wanted to swat down a few planes. 381 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:34,150 Hi, Skip. Come on, boy. Here, Skip. 382 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,260 Run, Skip. Run while there's still time. 383 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:37,620 - Stay, Skip. 384 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:37,620 - Run, Skip. 385 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:40,460 Pull out their tongues 386 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:40,460 so they shut up, Skip. 387 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,930 He's moving. 388 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,270 Well, Your Honor, 389 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,270 I think this case is closed. 390 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:56,340 Skip, why did you do it? You were free. 391 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,910 Oh, I understand. 392 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,880 What did he say? 393 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,420 He says he gave himself up for me. 394 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,820 He says he weighed the options and decided 395 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,820 that my career was more important... 396 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,630 ...considering the steadily increasing 397 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,630 competition in the urban-job markets... 398 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,930 ...in addition to the unpredictable 399 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,930 cost-of-living fluctuations... 400 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,770 ...in most free-enterprise 401 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,770 industrial nations. 402 00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:30,280 Of course, I'm paraphrasing. 403 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:36,310 Your Honor, if our financial seminar is over, 404 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:36,310 I've got about a thousand hamsters to feed. 405 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,620 Understood, doctor. 406 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,620 We apologize for the inconvenience. 407 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,560 I know it is, Skip. 408 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,100 You know what is? 409 00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:01,170 Tsk. Doesn't anybody 410 00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:01,170 understand plain English? 411 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:04,370 - I do. 412 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:04,370 - Come again? 413 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,850 He said something. 414 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:08,350 I saw it. 415 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:12,910 We're gonna need vaccinations. 416 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:12,910 Whatever it is, it's spreading. 417 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:18,830 Didn't you see what he did? 418 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:18,830 He picked up a pencil and he broke it. 419 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,190 Then he held-- 420 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,190 Then he held his hands up... 421 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,390 ...then he hit my table 422 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,390 and then he picked up my doll. 423 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,470 Very good, sir. 424 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,330 Don't you get it? 425 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,760 Break... 426 00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:33,240 ...up... 427 00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,670 ...hard... 428 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,670 ...voodoo. 429 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,340 Break up hard voodoo. 430 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:45,850 Breaking up is hard to do. 431 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,890 Right. 432 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:55,730 That's ridiculous. 433 00:18:56,130 --> 00:19:00,000 People, this is a monkey. 434 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,590 Is that what you said? 435 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:08,040 That is what he was saying. 436 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:08,040 Breaking up is hard to do. 437 00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:11,370 Big deal. So he's into Neil Sedaka. 438 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:15,640 Oh, my God, they're right. 439 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,350 Can this be possible? 440 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,510 Could I be that ignorant 441 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,510 and simple-minded? 442 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:26,220 All right, it was rhetorical. 443 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:29,830 - Still feel like filling him with drugs, doc? 444 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:29,830 - No, no, of course not. 445 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,200 Obviously, 446 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,200 this creature has abilities that I've ignored. 447 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:36,060 I'll personally see to it 448 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:36,060 that he is transferred to a facility... 449 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,760 ...where he can be monitored 450 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,760 by linguistic specialists. 451 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,200 What did he say? 452 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,210 A broad every now and then 453 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,210 wouldn't hurt either. 454 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,650 I'll see what I can do. 455 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:54,580 Bull... 456 00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:58,690 ...I owe you more than just an apology, 457 00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:58,690 big guy. 458 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,990 I owe you respect. 459 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,120 You were willing to sacrifice your job 460 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,120 and your future... 461 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,290 ...even your freedom... 462 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,100 ...all for friendship. 463 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:14,870 The only reward of virtue is virtue. 464 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:18,810 The only way to have a friend 465 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:18,810 is to be one. 466 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,640 - Skippy? 467 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,640 - He wrote it in some banana mush. 468 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,990 Kisses. 469 00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:40,700 They really do make a nice team. 470 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,240 They have so much in common. 471 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,740 Such as? 472 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,930 Tires hanging in their living rooms. 473 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,250 - Empty. 474 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,250 - Ha, ha. 475 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:04,720 Why don't we go back to my place 476 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:04,720 and continue the slurping? 477 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,350 Sounds good to me. 478 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,960 I will carry you. 479 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:14,160 Mary? Mary, how you doing? 480 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,770 Mary.... 481 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:21,070 Oh, my God, that's my name. 482 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,110 - My name is Mary. 483 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,110 - It is? 484 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,710 Mary Korchak. 485 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,710 I live at 718 East 81st Street. 486 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,250 - You do? 487 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,250 - Ah. 488 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,910 And I work here. 489 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,720 - Uh, in this building? 490 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,720 - In the Records Department. 491 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:34,950 Oh, I remember everything. Ha, ha. 492 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,250 - And I know you. 493 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,250 - No. 494 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,950 - You're Dan Fielding. 495 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,950 - Yes. 496 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,860 I hate your guts. 497 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,560 Right. 498 00:21:43,730 --> 00:21:45,760 The DA's 499 00:21:43,730 --> 00:21:45,760 holiday costume party in December. 500 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,330 I was the one in the elf suit. 501 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:52,100 You got me in the mailroom and tried to 502 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:52,100 wrap us and send us to the North Pole. 503 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,710 Was that you? 504 00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:56,500 Remember when I backhanded you 505 00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:56,500 across the face? 506 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,010 Like it was yesterday. 507 00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:02,210 I swore, if I ever saw you again, 508 00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:02,210 I'd file a lawsuit. 509 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:05,320 - Oh, I am so happy. 510 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:05,320 - Oh, me too. 511 00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:07,350 Gee, thanks for everything, Dan. 512 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,550 I'll stop by in the morning 513 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,550 and press charges. Bye. 514 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,730 Bye. 515 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,060 Thanks for the memories. 516 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,990 Hi, Dan. What's up? 517 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:24,640 "What's up?" 518 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:28,570 What's up? Nothing's up. 519 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:28,570 My love life just flew in the sewer... 520 00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:33,680 ...while you've been busy 521 00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:33,680 shooting the breeze with Bonzo the Furbag. 522 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:38,210 - Dan, he's sensitive about his appearance. 523 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:38,210 - Please, would you just go. Leave me alone. 524 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,510 Find some vines to swing on 525 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,510 or something. 526 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:44,390 Listen, uh, we're gonna have lunch. 527 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:44,390 Would you watch him while I get our food? 528 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,290 - Do I have a choice? 529 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,290 - No. 530 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,130 Love to, Bull. 531 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,390 Come on. Up you go. 532 00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:54,890 Be a good boy now. 533 00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:58,740 Yeah, 534 00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:58,740 don't eat the silverware or anything. 535 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:03,010 Why do they all hate me? 536 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:06,540 Am I stupid? Am I ugly? What am I? 537 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:09,580 A real loser.